Get ready Dallas

It describes that feeling you get on the toilet right before the first, main dump comes out.

So after those hot wings I made it just in time to, "Get ready Dallas."

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LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE

The saying Charlie Sloth plays on his sound board in Fire in The Booth.

Charlie Sloth:MAD TING *plays sound effect for lets get ready to rumble* LETS GRT READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

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Let’s get ready to rumble

World record attempt for highest number of attendees to participate in 1 super orgy.

‘Hey Jared, I attended a WR attempt, the only thing I remember is the line ‘let’s get ready to rumble!’ And all of my orifices hurt.

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Drop the Tailgate and get Ready to Ride

When you’re rocking out, slaying, and making salty sailors sit on your lap while eating a werther’s original. ROLL TIDE!

“Drop the tailgate and get ready to ride” - BoxyFresh

you've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for

This is commonly used once someone finds two words that rhyme, and make it into the "elf on the shelf" format.

Guy: You've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for..
*a picture of Shrek on a deck*
Guy 2: that's clever

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Get your napkins ready

this can mean a variety of things, mostly used in a bar/club atmosphere; or joking with your friends:
ima make you sweat
ima break you off
ima get you wet
get everything ready
you can also say this to someone who is excited
also it doesnt have to be just napkins...you can use name brands also...

"doggie, we gonna pull hella bitches at the club tonight"
"oh word?"
" yea nigga get your napkins ready"
or...
"yo man, tell me the truth is there gonna be hella bitches at the party?"
"yea nigga you better bring a bounty roll with you, shit...better buy bulk from costco or somethin!"

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Get your napkins ready

A phrase that is used to insinuate being prepared for a certain event or activity.

This colloquial phrase is derived from the root of eating - where one must have "their napkins ready" as if they are having a meal. Therefore, having one's napkin ready means they will be adequately prepared for the event and/or activity (e.g. having a round of drinks, entering a club or bar, playing a sport, engaging in sexual activity, etc)

"You better get your napkins ready nigga, it's about to be an ass buffet."

"Oh my God, fuckin you see that fool pass out on the couch hahahaha"
"Yea nigga, he didn't have his napkins ready"

"Fuck man, you got a Costco card? I need to get some of them Kirkland paper towels. I'm finna go to the club and grind on every piece of pussy."
"Don't trip dog, I always got my napkins ready. I got that shit by the pallet."

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