Stretching your penis out to make it girthier and bigger for your gay best friend Wyatt
I was girthmaxxing to impress wyatt
The opposite of "jelqmaxxing". The act of widening one's penis through thorough and continuous strokes, as if rolling out the dough of a pizza.
"Nobody wants a skinny weinee, you need to stop jelqing - You need to be girthmaxxing
Girthmaxxing the action of enlarging the girth of a man’s penis helping widen his penis masking his penis more of a weapon during sex.
Brayden was girthmaxxing in social studies
Girthmaxxing is when you take both your hands and place them on your erect penis on each sides,you then pull those sides apart in a six flags joker ride motion,allowing your peepee to be thicker than your average iphone
“You don’t need to be jelqmaxxing,nobody wants a thin little Weenie.you need to be Girthmaxxing.”
A series of stretching exercises over the span of months or years to make a penis thicker
“Kyle’s a girth warrior I can tell he’s been girthmaxxing”
stretching and or pumping your cock to increase the girth until its like a coke can in your hands
"ive been girthmaxxing and now my wee wee looks like a copper pipe!"
The act of increase the width/girth of a body part, most commonly being a man’s pork sword.
Derived from the term looksmaxxing.
Person 1: “Did you hear Scott started Girthmaxxing?”
Person 2: “No wonder it looks like he’s concealed-carrying a Glock in his pants.”