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Means to take an enourmous shit. Your eyes water when pushing out that texan!
After a night of bbq and beer, the next morning I had to "give birth to a texan".
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a male seahorse give birth (idk why) but when he gives birth it looks like he’s having a seizure, the ugly rat fucking children come out of his stomach because he’s tony lopez and eats little kids.
woah that seahorse giving birth
When a mother wants some recognition for giving birth to her child on their subsequent Birthdays.
Wife: I deserve a present because it's my giving birth-day.
Happy Giving Birth-day.
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When a U.S. Marine takes a shit. A term not enjoyed by the U.S. Navy.
Excuse me, I need to to the shitter and 'give birth to a sailor.'
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After I heard Hilary Clinton's speech, I had to go give birth to a democrat.
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A pregnant woman rushed to the hospital to give birth to what she had passed off as a fetus for months was a block of cheese.
One attending doctor, speaking on the condition that they remain anonymous, remarked that it is not uncommon for some individuals to fake medical conditions in order to gain attention and financial support. Using cheese to fake a pregnancy, however, seems to be unprecedented, even among the mentally ill.
“Beyond weird,” remarked the doctor. “I don’t know how one would do it, but it must take an unwordly level of self deception to even conceive of something like this.”
What’s more, the woman had apparently registered herself at several stores for an upcoming baby shower and had been regularly consulting an obstretician by phone. all of her neighbors believed her to be pregnant, and had helped her pay her rent and shop for baby clothes and furniture.
Around 4 am on Thursday Neighbors, assuming that she was in labor, took her to an emergency room where doctors uncovered a sodden and moldy mass of what they later determined to be several bricks of cheddar cheese bound together with twine.
LOL SERIOUSLY LADY you really have been giving birth to cheese
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damn man, all those burgers from white castle makes me need to give birth to a negro.... damn this ones fucking fat albert!!
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