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Gj a name of great importance. Defines attraction, amazing persona and character. Although as stubborn as a bull, Gj is definitely a keeper and will stand by you through the thickest of problems. Did I mention Gj is sexy?
Gj
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Gum Job, When a toothless woman (usually a granny or a meth head) bobbles your knob.
A Gum Job is very similar to a blow job, this act requires less than 10% of the woman’s teeth to be remaining.
Not sure if she was a granny or a meth head but this wrinkled bitch gave me a wicked GJ for an old half eaten McDouble.
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Gremlin Job. When a girl sabotages your clock to distort your sense of time as she goes down on you.
The resulting inadvertent late-night feeding transforms her into a disgusting, slimy beast. The phenomenon begins when you get one girl wet and she seems to magically multiply and you are constantly surrounded by mischievous talent.
Brett: Where have you been?
John: Getting a GJ.
Brett: I don't even want to know...
John: I was messing around with this one girl and next thing I know all her friends are dtf.
Brett: When it rains it pours, right?
John: Word. So I was gonna peace out early but the sluts messed with my phone and froze my clock.
Brett: You didn't feed them after midnight did you?!?!?
John: Well....
Brett: TURN ON THE LIGHTS!!!
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"If you think gj means anything other then gigantic jungle, you're probably dumb."
Acronym for 'Ghost Job' see Ghost Job
leonard: i think shes drunk enough to give me a gj bra
maxwell: chell>
leonard: peace out
maxwell: got a sheet?
leonard: oh fuck< forgot
maxwell: lolz
leonard: call me a danny phantom fool
maxwell: get some picture evidence
leonard: kk
ghost buster
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General Jerkoff
A real insufferable prick, one who is never wrong
GJ: You have no honor, you're not a real man, I keep all my promises
Everyone else: STFU GJ
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abbreviation for gum job; performed best by the elderly and/or trailer park trash who have had a problem with gingivitis.
Additional bonus points if the person performing the GJ happens to be attractive. This can be a life-altering event.
Guy #1: Rich is the luckiest guy in the world. His girlfriend was in a serious car accident, and now she has false teeth.
Guy #2: How is that lucky?
Guy #1: Goodbye BJ's....Hello GJ's! I'm tellin you, this will change his life forever.
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