glerp

glerp is a word used to signify great amounts of disinterest

guy 1: "hey have you herd of the new game cal - "
guy 2: "glerp"
guy1: "oh ok then *walks away*

Glerp

To glerp: to defecate into the male slot of a preschool while being jelqed after munting

Hey Matthew! Want to come with me and Elliot to glerp the new preschool

Glerp king

Glerp king is the king of the game glerp. Glerp is where you see who’s poop is bigger. The person with the biggest poop is the glerp king. No matter if you are a boy of girl. A glerp Queen doesn’t exist

Jay: dude look at mine. I think I’ll be the glerp king.

Brent: Dude mine over rules yours. I’m the glerp king.