Go Fish

1.) In an effort to speed up getting to know each other sexually, a couple discusses what they will or will not do in bed.

2.) Also works for VD Go Fish, wherein a couple finds out what VD's they may or may not have/have had.

"Do you give blow jobs?" "Yes." "Do you swallow?" "Go fish!"
"Do you do the Kansas City Clam Bake?" "Go fish!"

"Do you have herpes?" "Go fish. Do you have chlamydia?" "Go fish!"

"What happened with Candy last night man? You guys seemed like you were hitting it off." "We were. Until we played "Go Fish" and I found out she has herpes!"

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going fishing

using a coat hanger to give yourself and abortion

"I couldn't afford and abortion, so I had to go fishing."

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Go-Fish

When your in bed with your girlfriend/boyfriend and you are fingering/giving a handjob to the opposite person. Usually happens when there are other people in the room and you dont want them to know.

(other friend sarah is in the room)
Cody: Hey wanna play go-fish?
Faith: sure *wink*
(they lay on bed facing each other)

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going fishing

one who is small & odd shaped & married to a walrus...she appears from upstairs in her waders & pvc hat & coat carrying her pail & net to go & catch her hubbys dinner at the harbour...where u going dear? he asks (in fish language)...im going fishing 2 catch the supper dear, i wont b long......flap flap flap!!!!

oh look theres the neighbour going fishing again....is it? oh dear the pond must be empty again...i heard him splashing around at 4am!

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Go Fish

The act of making a women get on her hands and knees while standing in front of her thrusting your hips and working your member like a worm making her try to grab it with her mouth while its moving thus resembling a fish hitting on a worm or lure. This can also be done while tweeking a nipple or reaching around and inserting a finger in the anus or vagina

Dude, I went to Brandons house to watch wrestling last night and walked in on him making his girlfriend Go Fish

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going fishing

When one takes a pubic hair and shoves it into another persons mouth.

Will was pissed at Gus, so he went fishing on Gus.

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Go fish

When you wanna say "go fuck yourself" politely.

Hey, I wanna buy your iPhone for $60.
Go fish!

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