Musty Goalkeeper

When you go down on a girl, to be blocked by a stench so unfathomable, you deem that underwear a worthy 'musty goalkeeper'.

Ah man, I went down on this girl the other night, it smelt like she hadn't washed in weeks. I left that musty goalkeeper where it was.

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brazilian goalkeeper

a girl with legs like tree trunks,just like Felix,who kept goal fro Brazil in the 70s.

'Look at that girl Ted,she's built like a brick shithouse'

'yeah,and legs like a Brazilian goalkeeper'

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got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal

Originally coined by unknown person of incredible literary talent, made popular by Anthony, this phrase is an analogy often used to encourage people pursuing someone of the opposite gender which is already attached.

This analogy is based on the empirical evidence of soccer matches with positive goals scored (n > 0), despite the presence of a goalkeeper intending precisely to stop that. Similarly, just because a girl (guy) has a boyfriend (girlfriend), doesn't mean that she (he) is automatically unavailable.

A skilled striker may still be able to score a goal despite the presence of a goalkeeper. Of course, the presence of a goalkeeper does increase the difficulty associated with goal-scoring.

This has led to phrases such as "I can't even score an open goal!" or "wow Kenji can score goal even with so many defenders!"

Note: the definition listed above in no way represents the attitude of the author towards the subject

A: "wow that girl is amazing! too bad she's already with that stud Anthony"

B: "what kind of defeatist attitude is that! don't you know, got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal!"

A: "alright i'm going for it! watch out Anthony!"

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Hurling Goalkeeper

A mad individual that is a goalkeeper in the Irish sport hurling they have to stand in a 2.5m x 6m goal while trying to block a sliotar which is about 6cm is diameter with a goalkeeper's hurley which usually has a bas (the flattened, curved end) twice the size of other players' hurleys to block the sliotar. A good strike with a hurley can propel the ball over 150 km/h (93 mp/h) and this individual has to block the sliotar with any part of their body as long as they don’t concede a goal they do all of this whilst wearing the same amount of protection as all of the other players on the field

“That hurling goalkeeper is a mad bastard he saved that penalty”

Dirty Goalkeeper

The act of putting one's balls in a lady's hole and the lady cock blocks you. Then to find out that the lady is a man and deep throats you with both his balls and penis.

For valentines day my girlfriend treated me for a bit of how's your father until she pulled a Dirty Goalkeeper

Shit Goalkeeper

This Person plays for C grade and everyone gives him shit. He just wants to make B grade with his friends.

God, Lachlan is such a shit goalkeeper.

goalkeepal

When a goalkeeper scores a football (soccer) goal.

John Brown, the goalkeeper, gets a goalkeepal