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Super Ultra Golden Nut Bustin Mega Ultra Gawk Gawk Gawk 5000XL+

The type of blowjob that diagnoses you with Post Nut Propofol/Post Nut Paralysis for 10 or more minutes. Typically completed with an empty urethra as she completes it by using your dick like a straw. You will probably need to put your penis in a wheelchair afterwards, if and when you can move again. Contraceptives probably won’t be needed for the next 6 months as your sperm count will drop to -5,000. That’s right. Negative. Your nuts will owe themselves 5,000 new sperm cells.

How was it with the wife last night?
“Broooo I swear to fuck she gave me a full on Super Ultra Golden Nut Bustin Mega Ultra Gawk Gawk Gawk 5000XL+“
Daammmmn how are you able to walk right now???

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 19, 2021

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Golden Nuts day

Golden Nuts day happens on the 28th of November where they make Golden Nuts. It’s not confirmed when it started but it happened. It is only in Germany.

Me: Golden Nuts day is my favourite day cause I get to eat Golden Nuts.

by Saumik November 28, 2020