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The act of a very addicted or chronic masturbator; getting so into masturbating, or jacking off, that the dude becomes a total goon; becomes stupid on his own cock. Can think of nothing else but busting a nut.
Big Bro: Dude, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were jacking off.
Lil Bro: I'm not JUST jacking off bro, I'm fucking gooning on this dick!
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Goon
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1) A generally low ranking member of a gang or syndicate. Typically the recipients of street-level work. These are generally the most disposable members of a organization, built to take the fall in order to protect the higher ups in the case of illegal activities gone awry that have attracted police attention.
2) One who participates in vandalism, loitering, public displays of ignorance, outward obnoxiousness, and other non-socially acceptable practices justified by a directionless but nonetheless strong pack mentality and conformity with other similarly outlandish behaving individuals.
3) An Individual of sub-standard wit or mental competency. commonly identified by a less than reputable character, bad personality, and/or poor taste in personal style.
1. The building was set a flame by some of the 2Trill Gang's goons.
2. "those damn goons keep taking shits on my lawn and ruining my grass!"
3. "Nah don't invite Keenan, he's a straight up goon"
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A goon king. One similar to the king of kings but has added goon-like powers. A goon who out performs all others in life no matter how awkward or foolish he/she may behave.
Seth: Whoa! Who is this goon? I've never seen him before.
Brent: I don’t know, but he has the ability to swing any lady, solve any logical problem, feed any starving family, and bring peace to any society while acting like a jackass at the same time.
Seth: ... such a king. How do I describe someone this uber?
Brent: The goon of goons.
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Gooning is an act wherein porn addicts masturbate and edge for hours on end, yet do not achieve orgasm (nor do they want to) for weeks or months. Any orgasm a gooner/goonette does have should be ruined (save that of a femboy or sissy, who are allowed a ruin or a sissygasm).
"Are you #gooning for porn mommy? Good, edge away your mind... get deeper and deeper for her."
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To masturbate, especially in an obsessive or energetic way. See gooning. Also, the act of masturbating energetically.
Given the choice, he'd rather goon than fuck. At the end of a hard day, he likes to toke up and goon. He's going to go home and have a goon.
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A menace to society. they have no reason to act like this, they just feel like it.
Kyler you are being an absolute goon right now.
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Known as Gangstaz and killers. Partners who ride and die together.
1)"I'll come to your house, me and my goons
Loadin up bangers, ridin under the moon
Throwin up fingers sayin "My side rule"-Lil wayne
2)You shouldnt had fucked wit tyrone, his goons are comin to whoop your ass.
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