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a cum mustache and when you wake up it all crusty on your lip
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a taunt one says in counterstrike after blinding multiple enemies with flashbangs.
*dead*player: shit, there were so many flashbangs that round I got sun burned! I hate you inane5!
inane5: got milk?
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diary ( california cow eating straw on tv )
hang loose on 5th & main ( LA man) a diary walked by!
Yo chicka dee U got milk. Check out my vintage space craft!
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Looks like she missed her mouth all together.....SWALLOW- MMMMMMMMMSlurp
oralto suck & swallow...while pleasing the male species.cum guzzling ho bag.
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Something that a boy in his very early teens tries to get around to asking when he is talking to a girl of similar age that he has only met over the phone or on the internet.
(Things a boy will do to get milk jugs)
I was Stangin' down a long, straight, country road, when I saw a large sign that read "MILK $1 PER GALLON". I quickly pulled in.
"Hey, where's that milk for $1 per gallon?", I asked.
"Over there", replied the farmer as he pointed to a cow.
"You got milk jugs?", I queried.
"I thought you'd never ask", he responded, as he pulled off his shirt, exposing his womanly looking breasts.
I clarified, "No, I mean to put the milk in."
He disappointedly replied, "Oh, I got a bunch of empty ones in the back of the store. They're $2 per gallon."
I shook my head in disgust and rushed to my 'Stang.
"Why didn't I bring any milk jugs with me?"
(Things a man will do if there are no milk jugs around)
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I got milk is not just a saying, it is a way of life. you drink your milk so you can kick the living shit out of everyone because of it and you wan't to let them know in the worst way possible
When everyone doubts you and no one respects you.fuck them and remind them you got milk baby
Popularized by punch drunk idiot james toney after beating evander holleyfield
"Get that weak shit out of here...don't you know?... I GOT MILK!?"
"god damn that guy has balls....he's got milk!"
Chickenhead: Why are you so good at sex relations?
Me: well dirty hoe, I Got MILK, Baby!
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A reaction to a funny or good insult
Person 1 "You are so ugly that when your mama dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering"
Crowd Shouting "ohhhh your tits just got milkeddddd"