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A "fact guaranteed" is an emphatic affirmation of a thing or a situation (usually positive), that is either held to be true or about to happen.
Something agreed upon.
A promise, a binding oral contract.
person 1: you going to Rock Werchter hey?
person 2: fact guaranteed man, fucking fact guaranteed!
The firmest assurance that certain conditions will be fulfilled; a promise that should never be doubted.
Daniel gave a Korm Guarantee that they would win, so everyone placed their bets on Arsenal to win the league.
George Zimmer's closing statement, especially after the successful use of his monolithic man meat.
Hi, I’m George Zimmer, founder and CEO of the men's wearhouse. While surreptitiously plunging my rosy-cheeked cyclopean ally into the anal cavity of a young migrant farm worker of indeterminate gender in the front row of a movie theater, the poor youth screamed for more than three minutes straight, finally coughing up a load of 100% pure Zimmer sauce and passing out. The other movie patrons, angry at the interruption of the adventures of sharkboy and lavagirl in 3-d, began pelting me with drinks, food, and phone numbers hastily written on napkins. Unfortunately, my outrageously dapper suit was ruined in the process. I nonchalantly pulled the unconscious youth off my enormous eyeball gouger and stripped nude. Then, with a bestial roar, I beat the entire audience to death--without leaving the front row. On my way out, in the custom of the Zimmer family, I gave them a burial at semen. I guarantee it.
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(noun): An unwavering assurance that if Yotam promises something, it will unquestionably be accomplished. Yotam's name has become synonymous with reliability and effectiveness, representing a steadfast commitment to delivering on their word.
Person 1: "I think this company is a scam"
Person 2: "No man, they have the Yotam guarantee"
Used as a phrase stemming from NCAA Football 2006 in which someone is so good at the game that before the ball is snapped, they are so confident in the play's potential success, they simply say: "Guaranteed TD." (guaranteed touchdown)
The phrase is then used whenever someone is confident about any other ocurrence in one's life about to take place.
Scenario is usually posed as a question, followed by "Guaranteed TD" at the very end.
Can also be used in shortened notation: i.e. "GTD."
"2nd & 3?" "Defense in cover 2?" "Trips left?" "HB Direct? "Pulsating?"....GUARANTEED TD...or...real life example...Having some girls over eh? Beer pong? Watching a movie and cuddling after? pleeease....Guaranteed TD.
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The Grieser Guarantee is a phrase used when you are one hundred percent positive that you are correct. First used by Eric Grieser, this guarantee can't be false.
"I Grieser guarantee that North Carolina is going to win the 2005 NCAA Championship Tournament."
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A Jeff Winger alternative to a very important promise.
Invented in the tv show Community by Jeff Winger.
Jeff Winger: Il get you 5 more customers by the end of this, and that’s a Winger Guarantee