The feeling when food has blocked your throat and you cannot breath and need something to wash it down with.
Hey James give me your coke im gulching.
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RV and Campground sight in Pennsylvania, about 20 minutes from the famous "Amish Country" Most commonly linked to "Ole Bertha" the 8 pound bass that's found in the lake on the campground area.
My buddies and I are going up to Spring Gulch for the weekend in our RV to try to get Ole Bertha
to attack someone by surprise, to hit them when they least expect it, especially in the throat.
see sucker punch
and then i turned around and dry gulched the dirty son of a bitch.
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Attacking someone by surprise, knocking someone out from behind, or ambushing somebody.
She got put in solitary for dry gulching her cellmate in the yard.
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When an old woman farts in mid stride at the store and casually continues to walk down the aisle.
"Omg what was that?"
"Idk dude but it smells like a mrs gulch"
"Runnnnn"
The term used for when mooning someone while at the same time shitting. The sparkling sensation in the light makes the fresh fecal matter sparkle. Hence Glitter Gulch
Handy Jesus got to see Makeshift Villains Glitter Gulch, it Fuckin' Sparkled!
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