gustered

to blow off, except much, much more sinister

Janet gustered you last night at the show because she knew there'd be a riot and you'd die. And you did.

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Burton Guster

The best friend of Shawn Spencer in Psych. Nobody could ever be a best friend like him.

1: Hey how good is your friend from 1 to 10?
2: They’re a Burton Guster type of friend
1: I- What- How- HOW DID YOU GET A FRIEND THAT GOOD?!

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Guster Bacon

An alien who is obsessed with the human band Guster and also likes bacon.
Can be used metaphorically to talk about somebody who has an obsession with something and likes bacon.

Person1:Did you hear that Beyonce released a new song and she is having this massive giveaway for 30 minutes with her?
Person2: You're really a Guster Bacon about her.

Butt Guster

Laughing so hard you fart.

The opposite of a Gut Buster.

Mary: A sandwich walks into the bar, the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

Larry: That was so funny I just let a Butt Guster go!