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To cup your hand gingerly beneath your arse, flatulate into it, and throw the ensuing stench into an unsuspecting friend's face.
I hand-grenaded him all throughout high school. The gases burned right through his olfactory nerves... poor lad hasn't been able to smell things for years...
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Mickey's Malt Liquor, sold in bottles which resemble a hand grenade.
"I'm in New York at the Puerto Rican day parade,
then at night I'm in New Orleans drinkin hand grenades." - Ludacris: Pimpin' All Over the World
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Someone who shows up and destroys everything they touch.
Don't let ( insert name) touch that. He's a hand grenade, he'll fuck something up.
Former Mayor of New York and future cast member of Orange is the New Black, Rudy Giuliani
"Rudy Giuliani is a hand grenade, he's going to blow us all up,"
-John Bolton
when you're about to rip a nasty fart and you put your hand right over your ass, capturing the smell, and then smelling it.
did you see dennis pull a hand grenade in class?
aw, man, that was naaasty!
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When wishing to impose justice on a woman, clench the fist as if to punch something. With the fingers of the other hand, slightly part the lips of the woman's vag and thrust the clenched fist deep inside. This is the hand grenade, and is used around the world to evoke a mixture of both pain and pleasure.
Marjory sat on Charles' lap whilst he tenderly stroked her soft blonde hair and nibbled her ear, then *BAM*...he hit her with the 'nade.
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A simple cocktail of coke and vodka.
Take one can of coca cola, drink it down about a tenth of the way and apply vodka liberally (or to yuppie taste) into the can. As you get further down, add a little more, a typical hand grenade will have contained about 4 shots (and a good 2 others spilt on the floor) when drunkenly poured and drank correctly.
The term handgrenade comes about because as you top it up you should be left with a near pure shot of vodka with a tint of coke at the bottom, blowing you away.
Best enjoyed with a fine vodka like Absolut. Absolut with lemon if you're kind've fruity.
This club's prices are fuckin' ridiculous man. Let's go for a couple hand grenade's and come back, then maybe someone'll look pretty.
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