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A hansel is a term used for 'spy builds' where a kingdom consists of only spy builds with an exception of one or two attack buildings. This term is used in Kingdoms at War, a multi-platform browser game.
Nerd #1: zomg, some hansel totally stole a bunch of gold from me :(
Nerd #2: roflmao! he totally pwnd you!
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A Hansel is a boy who usually likes to dry his ass cracks near the AC. Usually dances to stupid music once in a while. Likes to eat anything. Fairly healthy closeup. A retard on this earth
Boy 1: yo what is he doing?!
Boy 2: u know the usual, he is a Hansel after all
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(verb) To Eat ice cream (preferably chocolate) and watch romantic comedies, soap operas, talk shows, or any other show of the sort, While being depressed and thinking of how nobody likes you.
Hey dude i pulled a Hansel yesterday because my guitar was stolen by a ninja disguised as a lawn gnome.
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When a man stretches out his dick and proceeds to reach from underneath to grab the stretched dick and pull under and up the ass crack. When the dick is firmly pulled between the crack of the ass the man then proceeds to tightly squeeze his cheeks together with dick hanging out of the ass crack like a tail
CJ spent all morning stretching out his meat to make a Hansel.
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When you take a crap in the woods and leave a trail of toilet paper leading to the poo so you don't step in it later.
one deer hunter to another: "I left a Hansel and Gretel by the big pine tree, so you may want to avoid that area; At least it's clearly marked".
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To go out and run up a tab, and mysteriously misplace/lose your wallet and make a friend cover your bill with promises of future payment
Friend 1."Hey the bill just arrived where did Jimmy go?"
Friend 2."Did He just pull a Hansel?"
Friend 1." He totally did!"