Happy Bunny

A rude and rather obnoxious bunny whose biting, sarcastic, yet stale remarks could only be viewed as endearing by the empty-headed preteen girls whose shirts they often adorn. He (she? it?) appears to be misandrist, and his/her/its ceaseless grin only adds to the aggravation of millions.

Preteen girl's Happy Bunny t-shirt caption: I know how you feel, I just don't care.

Guy reading it: Well, that's annoying.

Girl: Isn't it cute?

Guy: No. In fact, I am now predisposed to hate women and rabbits alike.

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Happy Bunny

When you're fucking a girl, you cum all over her pubes and then pour bleach on them, then attach her ears to the ceiling and throw bricks at her ovaries and whilst making her jump

Man 1: Yeah, so I gave my girlfriend the happy bunny last night.
Man 2: What the fuck is wrong with you?

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