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listen to this eediat 😂😂😂😂
(they’re chatting a load of waffle)
eediat: don’t make me chef you
me: hear dookie/dooks😂😂
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Phrase said by experienced musicians to a newbie just joining the band for the first time. Also common in jazz improvisation situations. This phrase may be said at rehearsal time OR when playing live.
Puzzled new musician:
"So how was that line over the 3/4 bar in the B section?"
Band member:
"Don't worry, just keep up with us, you'll hear it".
The ability to recall past events vividly and accurately using your ability to hear.
That dumb ass nigga just told his buddy that he has Photographic Hearing.
A term utilized in an attempt to discredit whatever may come to light in a hearing that has the potential to blow the lid off something illegal.
You are a liar Mr. Cohen and this is a fake hearing; that you were lying for the US President for ten years is a small matter indeed.
Derogatory term for a Bluetooth earpiece worn by anyone over 40 years old in the sad belief that it makes them look cool. Seen from the opposite side, it makes them look like an old person suffering from semile dementia and talking to themselves.
Middle-aged woman apparently talking to herself in park.
Guy: "What's up with grandma over there?"
Girl: "She's on her hearing aid again to her daughter."
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Something you'll be called to at some point during your working life.
It'll be sold to you as an opportunity to state your case, but in reality the outcome will have been decided weeks before you go to the meeting.
You are strongly advised to take appropriate action and treat the hearing with the scorn and derision it deserves.
HR Manager:
We investegated our concerns that you'd been sleeping with our new secretary in the stationery cupboard and found grounds to convene a disciplinary hearing. Do you have anything to say?
Employee:
Man, she was a Brett Hart - the best there was, the best there is and the best there ever will be.
HR Manager:
I don't think you realise the seriousness of the allegations against you. I'd suggest you reconsider your comments.
Employee:
Do you think there's enough room to fit a four poster bed in there?
The floor's uncomfortable.
HR Manager escorts employee off the premises.
Manager:
Do you think he knew he was screwed before the meeting?
HR Manager:
Sounds like he was well screwed. That secretary looks like a dirty slut. I'm already looking forward to 'discipling' her.
TO HEAR VERY CLEARLY USING BOTH ONE'S EARS AND EYES
YOU COULD VISIBLY HEAR THE STRAIN IN HIS VOICE
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