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Hearty

When you're heart is all warm and fuzzy and your so deep in love you cant come out of it until the relationship ends.

I'm so hearty right now.

by vokeswagaon July 27, 2019


Hearti

1. Dumb Canadian loli that'll break your bones in Rogue Lineage for an accidental m2 and won't talk on VC.

2. The most epic girl you'll ever meet. You'll probably fall in love with her. A smart girl that'll be successful in anyway career she chooses. She'll always comfort a her friends. A little toxic at times. She's honestly too perfect and it ruins the competition. The very definition of an OP character. Needs a hard nerf. If you're a girl, keep you're guy away from her. She'll take him without even trying. I miss her.You're probably not worthy of her. She'll tell you that you are.

She could be both of these definitions... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Guy 1: "Dude! Hearti just uploaded her newest ASMR! You gotta watch it!"
Guy 2: "Bruh. I already did."

by Hasty-kun December 24, 2019

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Laurel & Hearty

Refers to a pair of girls, where one of them is thin (yet of marginal looks), while the other is a fat girl. The thinner, uglier girl pairs up with the fatter girl in order to make herself look better (that is, in the eyes of potential suitors). A reference to the classic comic duo of Laurel & Hardy, where there is a thin person (Laurel), while the other (Hardy) is bigger (in this case, owing to the heavier girth, it is corrupted to Hearty- like a hearty appetite).

(Roger and Dave, looking at two girls on the street, resembling the aforementioned above)

Roger: Hey, Dave. Look at those two girls. The skinny girl is kind of ugly. What is she doing hanging around with the fat girl?

Dave: Don't you know? It's a classic case of a Laurel & Hearty. Can't you see that the thin ugly girl is using the fat girl to make herself look better?

by brooskitooski July 29, 2017

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Hearty Soup

N - A thick soup/stew that contains meat and potatoes.
N - A soup that contains an animal's heart

This hearty soup contains so much meat and potatoes!

by Soup Master January 3, 2011


Hearty Farty

When you fart a hearty shit stew in your pants. Corn chunks may be present.

Fartin' Martin': *farts* ooohhh, now THAT was a hearty farty!

by Fartin' Martin' April 28, 2007

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Hearty P

Pronounced like “Cardi B,” a Hearty P is an episodic heart palpitation—your heart skips a beat.

Haven’t had a Hearty P before? Stalk your crush from behind some bushes and try not to get caught. Watch The Exorcist with the lights off. Or simply try to run a mile while trying to recover from your dollar store vape addiction.

Did you see that girl? She nearly gave me a Hearty P.

by cabbage-was-here April 24, 2023


hearty handshake

Yet another term for a wank. This is where a chap goes off and gives his member a jolly good handshake. Popular with bored office workers around 4.00pm.

Dude 1: "I say, good day at the office old chap?"
Dude 2: "I'm afraid not. I had to give myself a hearty handshake to get me through the day."

by Wizards Sleeve October 8, 2006

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