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A fit of usually justified rage or frustration, profound and theatrical enough to be comparable in magnitude and splendor to a catclysmic outburst of feces and blood.
If you don't get that report in on time, you know darn well he'll have a shit hemorrhage. Boy, did she ever have a shit hemorrhage when I pranged her car.
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Noun.
1. Severe bleeding of the brain.
2. Severe bleeding of the brain caused by exposure of a person of average intelligence(the victim) to a case of extreme mental ineptitude, such as that which would be demonstrated by a damned idiot.
3. Something that would cause such effects.
4. A term used to describe extreme annoyance at stupidity.
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After the blood vessels in his brain were ruptured, the man died from cerebral hemorrhage.
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Person A: Did you know that, statistically, women make significantly less money than men?
Person B: Oh my God, stop being sexist!
Person A: *passes out*
Person A(after regaining conciousness): Holy Shit, that was the worst bout of cerebral hemorrhage I've had in years.
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That movie was cerebral hemorrhage.
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Moronic comments give me cerebral hemorrhage.
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A violent temper tantrum, similar to a caniption.
When Mom finds out you got mud on her new carpet she's gonna throw a cornbread hemorrhage!
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When one becomes so enraged or frustrated that his ass actually explodes in gouts of blood.
In Counter-strike: "Man, he just got knifed again! He must be having a shit hemorrhage!"
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A disorder in which one bleeds technology!
that greg spends all his time researching new martin products. He totaly has a bad case of hemorrhagic technophilia.
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The appearance of the eye(s) following a beating that resembles the black (8-ball) in pool.
John had been beaten and had 8-ball hemorrhages from the head wound.
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A cocktail intentionally made to look insane. Consists of half a shot glass full of peach schnapps, with Bailey’s Irish Cream poured on top. Once the shot is almost full, a small amount of blue curacao is added, and once that settles, a small splash of grenadine tops the drink off.
"Hey, what is that thing that looks like an atomic war on a different planet, and am I really expected to put this in my mouth?"
"Its an Alien Brain Hemorrhage. Enjoy, it's delightful."
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