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Hess

A nice way of saying, "Hell NO!."

It also can mean that you don't agree, stand up for or condone a certain activity, event, thing or what have you.

Brother: "Let me borrow $20 for gas."
Sister: HESS! I'm riding on "E."

by dhs2008 August 15, 2011

23πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Hess

Commonly used by gumpy kids to express excitement and joy.

"Dude, taco bell is open super late... hess!"

by Ricky and Danny October 1, 2005

54πŸ‘ 53πŸ‘Ž


Hess

A handsome Jesse, lady’s man

Daym I wish I was one of Hess’ girls, he is sight for sore eyes.

by Krizo69 July 7, 2019

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Hesse

Talent that is there.

Damn! This musician has real Hesse. All his beats are mad smooth.

by Camohesse November 12, 2018

7πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Hess

a disease of the plebe type. symptoms include: general fatigue, general pain, knee pains, vomiting, headaches. The Hess usually occurs preceeding activities that involve work, thinking, or getting out of your room. The Hess will carry you through at least 180 days on chit and will get many people to hate you and wonder how your brother was so bad ass here but you aren't. No known cure.

Person A: Man, he's been sick for a while now, what's wrong with him?
Person B: I've heard he's got that incurable disease, you know, like AIDS, except its called The Hess.

by Car Ramrod2 December 4, 2007

16πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Hess

A word to describe someone who meets at least two of the following criteria:
-is Hopeless
-is at least somewhat Emo
-is a Slut (or Skank).

Can also be spelt "Hes". Either way it is pronounced as if it rhymed with "mess".

Dude #1: "Dude, why would you make out with her? She's such a hess!"
Dude #2: "No way dude! She's hot! Your sister's a hes!"
Dude #1: "That WAS my sister!"
Dude #2: "Dude, for real?"

by The Tommy P February 11, 2007

8πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Hess

When someone is very very very old. Derived from the fact that Charlton Heston played Moses in a movie, when in fact he was probably alive at the same time Moses was actually alive. Hess comes from the first few letters of Heston's last name.

I saw a Hess at the beach today, he had wrinkles on top of his wrinkles.

The gym had to call an ambulence today when a Hess tried to use the stairmaster.

by Wildcat2285 April 20, 2010

6πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž