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Polygamous marriage. Made famous by guest character Judge Constance Harm on "The Simpsons."
Congress outlawed Mormon Hold 'Em in 1862 but some Mormons still practice polygamy.
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A poker style card game where males play at a card table, while the females perform oral sex on the male. The object of the game is the first female to create climax wins half the pot. The last male to reach climax wins the other half. The actual card game has nothing to do with winning.
Did you see how fast your friend's wife won the Carolina Hold 'Em game? It it was less than a minute.
the act of placing one's own testicles inside their anus, and thus holding them there
I can barely walk right now because I'm performing a texas hold em
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Polygamous marriage. Made famous by guest character Judge Constance Harm on "The Simpsons."
While most people enjoy Texas Hold 'Em, Mormons enjoy Mormon Hold 'Em.
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You go to a ranch and grab your friends cock and have a jerk-off train
This weekend me and the boys are gonna play some Texas hold ‘em, you up for it?
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While a male is fucking a female doggy style, preferably one with little (to no) anal sex experience, he quickly pulls out and slams his cock in her ass then holds on tight for as long as he can.
My girl never played poker before...so i taught her how to play Texas Hold 'Em
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a card game played like Texas Hold 'em, except the bets are lengths of sips from an alcoholic beverage (every player has his/her own beverage); for every 10 second "sip," the winner of the hand can substitute a hit of weed; the winner is also permitted to share any or all of his/her winnings with any other player(s)
We used to get crushed at Apt F. on Friday's by playing Texas Hold 'em, Drink 'em, Smoke 'em.
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