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when one cums inside their own nostril
John was very horny and finished with a hole in one
an alcoholic mixed drink. its a glass of arnold palmer with a shot of vodka dropped in it. sort of like jager bomb but with arnold palmer and vodka
guy1: i had so many hole in ones yesterday
guy2: do you even remember any of them?
guy3: so you must be quite a good golfer
guy1: i guess you could say that
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A bitch (contortionist) that can lick her own pussy
The bitch at the circus can perform a hole-in-one!
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Golf term, hitting the ball into the hole with a single stroke.
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Some men, hereto referred to as fags, choose to place gauged earrings in their ears until their lobes hang down to their genitalia. Fags have jerk parties where they play fun circle jerk games. These fags will sit in even groups, usually four fags is ideal. They sit across from one another and try to ejaculate into the gauged ear of the fag sitting across from them. If they make it in the hole on the first stroke round it's a hole in one! Some variations include handicaps for larger and smaller gauges.
Joe: Hey...Carl, so nice to see you.
Carl: what's up man? Hey, do you see those fags over there with the gauged earrings?
Joe: yea man, what the hell? I bet they scored a hole in one or two last night.
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When your fapping and you blow your load and lands in you belly button
"i watched a porn earlier and by the end of it i got a hole-in-one
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The act of sticking your dick in your own ass. Just try not to get a huge boner once it's in, or you'll get a nice snapparoo.
"I got my first ever hole in one last night."
"fuckin gross, dude."
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