holey trinity

When a woman is penetrated by 3 guys at the same time, (not to be confused with Holy Trinity).

Sharon Peters (fake name) has guys pay her for the holey trinity. Her ugly sister, Lisa Peters (fake name) has to pay the guys.

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Holey Harrison

n. The curious art in which one soaks a girl (preferably dead) in a bath tub for 7 days and then proceeds to insert their own holes. In addition they have intercourse with said holes. This action is named after Harrison Ford who was considered an extreme sexual deviant.

Your sister was not happy when i tryed to give her a holey harrison. She was a struggler.

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holey water

vaginal juices

"she baptised his tongue with her holey water"

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Holey Peanut

The religion that revolves around the creation of the universe via a peanut, and the prophets Medardo and Kaiser, all given from the viewpoint of an überlord, Kuklinski. An interesting, yet humerous, tale about the life and crucifixion of Medardo, and Kaiser's numerous fights with the Greco-Roman gods.

0:0 Kaiser
And, on the first day. Kaiser created nothing. On the second day, Kaiser made a peanut butter and mayonaise sandwich. On the third, fourth, and fifth days, Kaiser took a nap. On the sixth day, when he woke up...

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Foley Holey

When you fuck a kid named Michael in his shit hole and he whimpers like a dog.

I am going to foley holey that kid.

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Holey Spirit

Whisky whose ratio of water to alcohol is a whole number made up of digits with holes like 6, 8, or 9.

Some math profs have this weird drinking habit of not partaking in any types of whisky other than holey spirit.

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holey pants

A pair of pants that is full of holes and is not formal enough for a picture.

Hayley, next time, don't wear holey pants because we need to take this picture.