when you suck your homies dick but its not gay cuz you said no homo and you're homies.
*sucking dick*
guy one: bro are you sure you're not gay?
guy two: naw dawg we said no homo and we're homies meaning it's homiesexual remember?
guy one: oh you're right my guy
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a sexuality to add to the 5,000,000 sexualities out there. people who are βhomiesexualβ are sexually attracted to their homies (most typically the boys), and can, and will, perform sexual acts with them and quite possibly also maintain a relationship with them. this is NOT gay AT ALL, itβs homiesexual
βyeah dude i fucked seth all night long.β i said to jason. βyo dog isnβt that gay as fuck?β he replied. jack chimed in with me and told them βnah dog, it ISNT gay. itβs homiesexual. just two homies in love.β
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homosexual but you say homiesexual as an excuse so people don't find out you're gay
hi queen im homiesexual because freddy has a fatass
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When a group of either girls or boys have a sexual experience or even just hold hands and and act gay IT'S NOT GAY
Rebeca(looks up and down) Aren't you dating Aric O'Connor?
O'Connor: Yea...why?
Rebeca: I just heard you and whats her name having sex last night
O'Connor: Oh yea but that's HOMIESEXUAL so it's not gay
What's Her Name: Yea bro come on catch up with the times this is my homie so yea I'm gonna fuck her
O'Conner:(rolls eyes) Yea
your gay best friend or a way to refer to men you treat as such
"Hey, hold my purse while we shop."
"Why are you gay-best-friending me?"
"Relax, homiesexual."
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When ur a demi gay but in denial
Sapnap: u homiesexual dream?
Dream: ye lmao
Fans: do you kiss george?
dream: only when our socks are on
fans: bro that shits homiesexual af
Dream: george why wont u say you have me?
sapnap: i love you dream
dream: ew thats gay
sapnap: nah dw i have socks on, its only homiesexual
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When you got to pull a favor for the boys. Such favors tend to be sexual, but non-homosexual.
Eating your boy's ass ain't homosexual it's homiesexual.
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