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Hosebeast

An adjective used solely for females: A hosebeast can considered to be a female who acts in a beastly fashion more often then not. This "beast" like behavior is due to poor judgement and simply having no shame in one's game because there are simply to many tight ass bitches out there! It can also be due to heavy intoxication (as in drinking to many beers through bendy straws and taking to much xanax). Hosebeast can also be a term of love when used between two people who can enjoy being white trash without shame.

Hosebeast behavior includes falling head first off bars when your trying to dance on them,face fucking, pooping in your pants in H&M, falling on a subway grate and smahing your face in, successfully executing Patsy falls, trying to have sexual relations with gay men, and contemplating when your really drunk" if I just pee in the bed at least it will be warm for a minute."

by Ms. Aly Be Bop Biscut March 4, 2005

83๐Ÿ‘ 100๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hosebeast

A person whom is unpleasant to even hear about

That guy is such a hosebeast

by Peter 'Valenn1' Coleman November 26, 2003

22๐Ÿ‘ 89๐Ÿ‘Ž


psycho hosebeast

Ex-Girlfiend or Female Stalker (Canadian).

Man, that psycho hosebeast called again last night.

by Doug McKenzie April 20, 2003

55๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


psycho hosebeast

someone who is stupidly insane, irritating,whorish, or sometimes scary

"man, since her botched boob job, becky has turned into a total psycho hosebeast"

by Captain Jen August 27, 2003

44๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


scany hosebeast

A disgusting, dirty, trifling, ignorant, infuriating whore of a woman.

"Wow, i cant believe she just banged the entire starting line of the football team. What a scany hosebeast."

by snorkyramone March 22, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


psycho hosebeast

the biggest whore of all

a slutty,skanky,whore who is such a tremendous whore that she will fuck anyone or anything,man or beast,male or female,anytime,anywhere and will take ex-mouseketeer pop tarts under her wing and teach them Satanism and how to be the biggest whore. see madonna

madonna is a psycho hosebeast

by full body condom and fast sneakers December 9, 2003

29๐Ÿ‘ 55๐Ÿ‘Ž


hosebeast

A woman wearing panty hose without having shaved her legs.

Mary hasn't shaved in months and looked like a total hosebeast with those stockings.

by Squish Biscuit January 22, 2017