HTFU

Hurry the fuck up. A derivative of stfu that is used to coax the wife to hurry up in front of the kids.

We're late... HTFU man.

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HTFU

It means "Hurry the fuck up!"

me: Hey Amanda
Amanda: what?
me: HTFU and suck my dick!

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HTFU

H- Hold
T- The
F- Fuck
U- Up

An abrupt way to tell someone you have to step away for a short moment or when something is so unbelievable that you need a moment to think

“Htfu man I gotta go grab my popcorn.”

Or
“HTFU DID THIS SWEATY LITTLE TEN YEAR OLD JUST STEAL MY ACE?

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HTFU

An acronym for “Hurry the fuck up” used when you want someone to stop dragging ass and get down to business.

Credit goes to my mom Bernadette for coming up with this

Me: I’ll be there in 30 minutes

Mom: HTFU

htfu

Hold the f**k up...?!

When someone is waffling nonce on the chat... "wayment..., htfu"