Hummus

Hummus is the lumpy residue that is farmed from under the folds of obese people.

Hey Tara, lift up your shirt so I can scoop out some hummus from under your back-flap. This cracker's too dry on its own.

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Hummus

that thing that your uncle put inside your niece when she was 2

guy 1 "hey have you seen my hummus?"
guy 2 "no but i think that your mom put it up her rectal crack"
guy 1 "bro your mom jokes arent funny"
guy 2 "its not a joke???"
mom "do you guys have any hummus?"
guy 1 "no"
guy 2 "i can give some ;)"
mom *( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*
*guy 2 and mom go into bedroom*
mom "stick your carrot in to my vagane"
guy 2 "your vagane smells like hummus"
*sticks pee pee in vagane*
mom "UUH give me your HUMMUS UHH"
guy 2 "mmm im HUMMUSING"
guy 1 *walks in*
guy 1 *joins*
mom "SON?!?!"
guy 1 *sticks peen in her mouth*
guy 1 "IM GONNA GIVE YOU ALL MY HUMMUS"
mom "uhh your ween is so much bigger than your dads uhh"
guy 1 and guy 2 *simoustanely hummuses* "UUHHH"
mom "oh no.. theres is so much hummus ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

mom *licks the hummus up*
guy 1 and guy 2 "we're not done yet"
mom "what?"
guy 2 *takes moms shirt of revealing her massive melons*
mom "i dont want to do this anymore"
guy 2 *takes out shotgun* "if you dont your gonna die"
mom *cries*
guy 1 and guy 2 *sticks pee pees in mothers melons*
guy 1 and guy 2 *hummuses again*
mom "are you done yet?"
guy 1 and guy 2 "yes but theyre not"
*reveals all the boys*
all the boys (age 7-12) "WE HEARD YOU WANTED SOME HUMMUS"
mom "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) just the way i like my boys ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
all the boys *stick wee wee's in side all holes*

THE END

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Hummus

a diarrhea type substance that taste good with peta bread

you got any hummus so i can eat it off your ass?

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Hummus

Hummus is a Levantine dip or spread made from cooked, mashed chickpeas or other beans, blended with tahini, olive oil, lemon juice, salt, and garlic. It is popular in the Middle East and Mediterranean, as well as in Middle Eastern cuisine around the globe. Not to be confused with Hamas , a Palestinian Sunni-Islamist fundamentalist organisation.

I got hummus for lunch

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hummus

you came out a hummus (yazata hummus)

it was a stupid thing to do,
you came out a hummus.

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hummus

Strange substance produced in a twisted area of the brain known for causing an elevated state of grace and inspiration. The trigging mechanism is far from being discovered. also humus.

I met G.W. Bush the other day at the grocery store, and all I could come out with was "asshole"...sorry, low hummus.

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hummus

a tastey diahrea like substance, also known as diahrea

ill eat some of that hummus but only if it comes out of you

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