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A product for gastrointestinally challenged Baby Boomers marketed by the makers of the Hurry Cane which is essentially a rolling toilet on wheels.
You don’t have to get off the pot to take a sunset walk when you take it on the Hurry Shitter!
An emergency bowel movement. Usually occuring in a location without adequate toilet facilities. Often after consuming greasy, spicy Mexican food. May result in soiled undergarments
Yikes, I finished off that greasy carnitas burrito and had a hurry call at CompUSA! I shit myself and had to leave my underdrawers behind!
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When someone interrupts your speach to indirectly insult you.
Did you see the hurri-kanye in the middle of the VMA's last night?
Indian food in microwavable pouches that don't need to be frozen. Ready to eat in 90 seconds. Available in Indian grocery stores for $1.50 or less. A huge variety of vegetarian entrees compared to American microwave food and less bland too.
When I first got divorced, I ate curry in a hurry every day for lunch. I felt a little awkward buying them 30 at a time at the Indo-Pak market.
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When you need to take a big shit the day after a curry.
Had a chicken tikka for breakfast and now I’m in a curry hurry
A term you don't want to hear whilst having sex.
Guy: Ohhh baby, ohhhh yess!
Girl: *sigh* Hurry Up...
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Exuberant exhortation shouted at the skips during curling sets at the end of each over just before the corn broomers put their rings in the house.
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Hurry hard! The shot rock is going to wreck on a slug!
You weren't hurrying hard; you were hardly hurrying.
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