i can fix that

The quote used by sam the onion picker in the movie "Holes"

the schoolteacher was crying and he simply says "i can fix that"

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I can believable

what is said when you want to call later becuase the computer you wanted to order doesnt come with speakers.

I can believable, all this for speakers. Like a little baby girl.

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i can take it

it means someone can take something; whether it's pain or big d*ck. blunt, but that's it.

for example: *someone doing hardcore pushups* "i can take it bro don't worry."
another example: *sees picture of hot person* "i can take it."

I can dig it

A seemingly harmless phrase which, if said in a large group, has the ability to destroy destiel shippers, making them spontaneously explode into a pool of tears while simultaneously tearing their heart into little strips. Even worse when said while listening to Elvis. Also see twist and shout

"Don't you just love Elvis"
"Yeah, I can dig it"

-dying whale sounds-

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i can has

1: Lolcat slang for "Can I have?" First used in the expression "i can has cheezburger?" but obviously applicable to other situations.

2: The equivalent of #include in Lolcode.

1: Oh noes, the government is wiretapping me again. I can has new prezdent?

2: (I) CAN HAS STDIO?

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I can count

I can count two words

My final two words are I CAN COUNT

Because I can

The only thing you can think to say when someone asks you something stupid

Guy: why are you writing that definition with a stylus?

Me:Because I can

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