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I hate this guy/(and or you)
In the world of not texting back this is a means of a romantic gesture, using the term " I hate you" actually is a way of expressing "I like/love you". As was previously mentioned, girls with trust issues are too scared to love, so they show said emotion through acts of hate.
Girl: I hate you.
Guy: I know I know I hate you too, let’s get married.
Girl: June 6 work?
Guy: yeah I should still hate you then
Girl: omg I hate this guy
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1. A phrase to use as an excuse when you would rather not explain how you acquired something.
2. A phrase to calm your friend down after he/she has done something wrong and is looking for some help.
1. Jimmy: Dude, where did you get that gallon of PCP?
John: I know a guy.
2. Jenny: Oh my god, I'm pregnant! What the fuck am I gonna do?!?!
Jillian: Chill out, I know a guy.
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That Guy Who Your Female Goes To When Your Not Around Or Not Giving Her What She Wants.
Ayo Homeboy Just So You Know, I Am That Guy.
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An I-Mosh Fat Guy is that 1 very large dude you find in a mosh pit at a rock/metal/punk concert. It's always that 1 guy that pushes you. You aren't necessarily afraid of him but you hate having to deal with him.
Hey dude, why do you have that black eye?
Oh, I got smacked in the face by an I-Mosh Fat Guy at the concert last night.
Some mind-blowing last words, said by Ronnie McNutt on Facebook live before pointing a rifle (not a shotgun, it was a rifle) to his chin and shooting himself, literally blowing out his mind.
Ronnie McNutt: Hey guys, I guess that's it.
*Ringtone Noises*
*BANG*
*More Ringtone Noises*
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The only thing worse than Friend zone, it is a state in which a man is so irrelevant in a woman's life that he can't be considered a "friend".
Guy1: I saw you talking to Stacy, you two hooking up?
Guy2: Nah man, she hit me with the "A guy I know" Zone.
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very poggers but also very pog
you are a idiot steve the guy i stream with am i right
no
ok
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