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when a girls period is on a tampon is frozen and licked off
“i gotta chance my tampon”-shelly says
“give me it i can make a fruit punch ice lolly”- even says
“what’s that”-shelly says
“oh it’s desert for tonight”-even says
“ok big D ev”-shelly says
What did you expect, it's a cheap lemon ice lolly.
...because the smiling lady on the van had asked Harry what he wanted before the could hurry him away, they bought him a cheap lemon ice lolly.
“It’s lolly ice. Ice lolly is an American term. Whether you’re a kid brought up in Scottie Road or anywhere else in Liverpool you never went up to an ice cream van or shop and asked for an ice lolly.
It's a Lolly made of Ice! Lolly Ice!!!
I'll have a Lolly Ice please,
Thank God you called it by the right name, sick of all the woolie backs and plastics calling it an Ice Lolly - gobshites...