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Illegitimate Rape, as defined by the Republican Party, is rape in which 2 consenting adults role play a rape fantasy involving the woman being vigorously tortured by the other party usually ending in what scientists are calling "The Money Shot".
"Ohhh no no no don't worry. Why? Because it was Illegitimate Rape this time."
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A person who was supposed to be born retarded.
Person 1: "Look at that bird."
Person 2: "That's a plane you illegitimate retard"
The girl that's your neighbor, friend from work, or just friend in general, like a booty call, but there's attachment, you want her and she wants you, but neither of you is "emotionally ready"
Ange was soooo Brad's illegitimate girlfriend before his breakup with jenn
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A man who unlawfully takes on the care of children he did not help conceive.
That guy does everything with/for those kids as if they were his and he's not even married to their mom. What a great illegitimate stepdad!
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gaining a weiner cousin through your wife while married
My wife cheated on me so many times that I have no idea how many illegitimate weiner cousins I have.
A silent fart so rancid it is worthy of being deemed illegal and punishable by expulsion from a room.
Dude, that is the worse case of illegitimate arse cancer I have ever smelt. Leave now.
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