Wipe your mouth

When someone is defending/supporting a public figure who doesn’t even know or care who they are. Not just any sort of defending/supporting, we’re talking dickriding.

Dickrider (DR): Elon is such a relatable guy. He posts memes and shitposts. He’s one of us!! He’s gonna bring freedom to twitter and end censorship!! :O

Non-DR: Wipe your mouth, please sir.

running your mouth

to keep on talking on a subject that is causing distress to others and provoking a fight

If you keep running your mouth, you are going to cause a big fight!

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dicks in your mouth

The ultimate burn to anyone who says any number. This great burn may seem to be beaten by the number 0 but if any sly character tries to pull that one on you , just say "Pussies you've tocuhed."

Example 1:
Jaret: Yo Pat how old are you?
Pat: 18
Jaret: DICKS IN YOUR MOUTH!
Pat: Fuck I always fall for that lame joke.

Example 2:
Jaret: Pat what's the biggest number you can think of?
Pat: Zero
Jaret: Pussies you've touched, Fuck Pat your so dumb.

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running your mouth

talking shit, stirring shit, letting your mouth run off without thinking.

"Stop running your mouth like a bitch!"
"Dave has been running his mouth about me to everyone."
"ZOMG STFU NUBBIE DNT RUN YUR MOUF AT MEH!!1!11111"

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Wash your mouth

Used as a response to an obscene statement, this phrase recalls unpleasant childhood memories wherein mothers would "wash out" a child's mouth with soap as a punishment for using curse words or crude language.

Cristobal: Dude, Jenna was being a total bitch last night. She broke my goddamn Death Star model. That shit was fucking to scale too.

Geraldo: Hey man, I don't care. Wash your mouth.

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whos in your mouth

a game a group of men play on a girl "usualy younger" that involves a blindfold and no less then 3 guys where the girl tries to guess the male in her mouth.

ashley played "whos in your mouth" lastnight with tom steve and i it got messy

Melts in your mouth

Phrase used by people who don't actually know how to review food, but want to describe something that tastes good.

"Derek! Try this turkey, it just melts in your mouth!"
"Oh wow, this ice cream just melts in your mouth..."

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