a dick inch is alot smaller than a usual inch. inches are 2.5cm, whereas a dick inch is maybe 1cm or 1.5
Ian: I measured my dick today, it's 9 inches
Jack: Sure, you mean 9 dick inches
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Intended for fun. If you run you're better off if you can't hang. If you stay baby come over here and gimme that play
Mija this 10 Inch Spic Dick don't just cum, it's a supersoaker ahaha
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a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.
Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."
little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."
mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"
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A dicks inch refers to a variable of different measurements. A dicks inch could mean 1 inch, 3 feet, or even a mile. You can change said measurement to your liking
“I’m a dicks inch away if beatin your ass”
“On a map, Tulsa and OKC are only a dicks inch away”
To move slow as fuck; to accomplish almost nothing
This traffic is bullshit, I've been inch-dicking it the whole way to work today...