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1. A propensity to piss money away
2. lacking in financial moderation or self-control
3. unable to retain or manage ones finances
4. Financial Incontinence is the primary symptom of Pecuniary Tract Disorder (PTD)
Q: Why am I always broke?
A: Because you’re financially incontinent.
Americas is 14 Trillion dollar debt due to epic financial incontinence
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The inability to control fecal matter from sliding out the anus and into the pant leg.
As a result of too much anal sex, the muscles used to keep the feces inside the rectum literally lose their "tread."
What it's like to have Fecal Incontinence
"Fuck you."
"No! Fuck you! You're adopted."
"Yeah, well, at least I don't shit my pants involuntarily."
".....You're adopted."
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An incontinent smore is a typical smore with the chocalate exchanged with a peanut butter cup. When the assembly is pressed together during the final stage, the peanut butter cup oozes the brown peanut butter center giving the illusion of incontinence.
Hey guys gather around the campfire and let's make some incontinent s'mores!
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When one simply cannot cease to let the shit flow out of their oral cavity. Internal thoughts made external.
Rogelio: Damn. That girl got a hairy asshole!
Martha: Ay Dios mío- Rogelio has oral incontinence!
A more insidious form of weaponized incompetence wherein lack of voluntary control over urination or defecation is wielded with the intent to manipulate others in one's selfish interest.
Old dude: "Come downstairs and hand me the goddamn remote. It's on the chair right there."
Oppressed grandniece: "Do it yourself—I'm on the phone!!"
Old dude: "Okay. I'll be shittin' my pants while I'm at it. And there's no pad under me either this time."
Oppressed grandniece: "I'm done with the weaponized incontinence!! You're headed to a hospice care facility tomorrow morning you son of a bitch."
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n. Condition of someone having morals, possibly even very fine ones, but tending to leak or spill them at times, often under the influence of alcohol or other substances. Creates an offensive, embarrassing odour and requires washing.
Some would argue that those who display moral incontinence don't actually have morals any more but merely remember them well.
That prank in the nightclub was another fine display of moral incontinence.
I'm afraid that over the years the dear Captain has become morally incontinent.
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The inability to hold back politically incorrect or culturally offensive comments or thoughts. Sometimes leaked out by accident or without crass intentions.
while interviewing an immigrant candidate for a job position using a phrase such as,
"Well, I guess we're all in the same boat . . .oh, I'm sorry for my cultural incontinence, it embarasses me all the time"
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