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when someone corrects you, only to find that they themselves were wrong
Bill made an incorrection on my blog. He thought I spelled Hugh Hepfer wrong, but Terry corrected him yesterday.
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When the auto-correct feature on your iPod Touch or iPhone tries to correct your spelling, but instead changes it to words that just dont make sense with what you're typing.
JR: Hey what time should i come?
Victor: I dont know... Are you busty all evening?
I MEAN BUSY!!
ARE YOU BUSY ALL EVENING!
GOSH I HATE AUTO INCORRECT!
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An internet trend of putting real people or (more often) fictional characters into dialogue, often from other sources such as shows, films, or Tumblr text posts. These quotes are almost always comedic.
Person A: Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad?
Person B: Malcontent, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.
Person C: Smad.
Person A: I lost Person B, have you seen them?
Person C: What do they look like?
Person A: *crying* THEY LOOK BEAUTIFUL/LIKE AN ANGEL/etc.
Person A: I need you to be totally straight with me.
Person B, an LGBT person/character: *nervous laughter*
incorrect quotes <-- there, the word being defined :)
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The worst thing in the history of man. When your iPad, iPhone, or other devices with autocorrect built in changes a word to something that doesn't make sense.
I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning, is she ok??? Hospital???
She's ok now. No hospital. She had to take the deep penis.
Uhhhhh... What?
I had to inject her with an EPIC PENIS. Oh for Christ's sake, this auto incorrect. Epi Pen
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learn to spell 'religiously' you sad fucker.
HALLO!111 I M Religionously Incorrect!111 OMFFG LOZL~!
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Political correctness is America's newest form of intolerance, and it is especially pernicious because it comes disguised as tolerance. It presents itself as fairness, yet attempts to restrict and control people's language with strict codes and rigid rules. I'm not sure that's the way to fight discrimination. I'm not sure silencing people or forcing them to alter their speech is the best method for solving problems that go much deeper than speech. - George Carlin, 2004
1) I don't think that trans-women should compete in women's sports because it defeats the point of Title IX.
You can't say that!
Why don't we talk about it? It's my honest thought.
It's not a debate!
Who decides that?
You just can't say that! It's politically incorrect!
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When the auto-correct feature on thy mobile telephone fails to complete its task and manifests random-ass words of which make no sense at all
George: The other day I ate your moms tater tits at dinner.
Fred: What did u just say
George: TOTS TATER TOTS Damn Auto Incorrect!
George: CORRECT! Fuck!
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