injury prone

Often sustaining injuries.

Dagm: Why is Vidic captain of Manchester United? Why not Ferdinand?
Yonatan: Because Ferdinand is too injury prone.

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Coldplay Injury

When you get hurt so badly that Coldplay comes to the hospital to break the news to you in the form of a parody of one of their own songs.

Last week, my friend sustained a Coldplay injury. The band came to the hospital and told him that he was Para-, Para-, paralyzed."

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skeet injury

Any form of injury suffered by a female during the act of sex.

Also, an injury suffered by a female as a result of a cumshot to the eye.

Rachel got a skeet injury when Bill shot her in the eye.

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celebration injury

An injury to an athlete after a big play or after scoring points for the team as a result of celebrating the play or score. Occasionally seen in football after a field goal or TD, or after a goal in a soccer game. Can be a minor or major injury.

After doing celebration dances, our kicker suffered a minor back injury and our defensive end had a serious knee injury. Each had a celebration injury.

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self-injury

Reasons for self-injury
- self hatred
- Loneliness
- Unable to communicate efficiently to others to relieve mental pain
- emptiness
- depression
- sub concious attention seeking (feeling of wanting to be loved)
- Emotional numbness (hurts self so one can check they can still feel)
- Intense anger to the world
- feeling of helplessness
- tension / stress
- feelings of being out of control of ones life
- check out self mutilation

jane cuts herself threfore jane self-injures/ self harms

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soccer injury

To fake an injury, in the acting style of old silent films, much as some World Cup players have in 2010.

Quit rolling around like a bitch, I didn't even hit you. Damn soccer injury.

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Vaccine injury

A term used by idiots to describe an illness or disorder that they believe to have been caused by a vaccine.

This term is most often used by people who claim to have done their research, which probably consisted of googling “vaccines cause autism” and spending a few hours reading a blog or forum written by other idiots.

When my son became autistic, I just knew it was a vaccine injury.

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