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Instagram

A unit of measurement used by hipsters in which "coolness" is determined. The more "artsy" pictures they can create they cooler they become in the realm of what is hip.

Also, a unit of measurement to determine just how self absorbed, attention needy and undateable some people actually are through the amount of selfies they put on Instagram, as if Facebook isn't enough.

Guy 1- "Whoa! That chick has about 350 selfies on Instagram."

Guy 2- "Yeah, wow, that makes her about a 7.5/10 on the undateable scale. Good luck to anyone stuck with her."

Even though that hipster has put up 200 "art" photos on Instagram that look like they were left out in the sun on the end of a coffee table and substituted as a drink coaster, he's considered the hip of the hipest now by the hipster community.

by O.G. Junior Mint May 27, 2015


Instagram

A social media app filled with cancer and shitty people. Same as TikTok but TikTok is way worse than instagram. My god bro don't even fucking visit these app they are fucking cancer as shit

Person 1: Hey I'll see you later can I get your Instagram tho?
Person 2: the fuck? who the fuck even uses instagram? what the fuck? im done lmao bye

by urdadfrom15yearsago March 02, 2020


Instagram

What Teenagers use.

Adult: SON, GET OFF INSTAGRAM
Teenage Son: Fuck no, how am I supposed to talk to my bae

by THE HOE THAT GIVE YOU HEAD October 25, 2015


Instagram

A website where users can upload pictures for their friends to see. Sadly this is not the case, since most teenagers ask for "shoutouts" constantly to get people to follow them. Once these kids have a few thousand followers, whom they do not know or have never met, they will constantly ask for likes and pretend to be instafamous. These kids mostly only upload selfies with a goofy ass filter on them with over used hashtags as the caption.

Instagram Kid: *posts selfie of himself in sunglasses*

Oh you know just chillen #like #likeitup #shoutmeout #doshoutout #like4like #l4l #shoutout4shoutout #s4s #cool #lilwayne #helladope #swagpics

by nate987 September 24, 2013


Instagram

A shit social media site filled with a lot of wannabe Martin Luther King's fighting for shit that doesn't matter.

Instagram is terrible.

by september11th2000-fun October 23, 2020


Instagramable

Worth putting into instagram

Wait, we have to take another selfie, it's not instagramable enough !

by priciliachang May 06, 2015


instagramic

suitable for Instagram or with Instagram potential

Look at that view! It's so instagramic.

Dude, your burger is instagramic as hell!

by CaptSpaz March 05, 2015