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Instagramable

Worth putting into instagram

Wait, we have to take another selfie, it's not instagramable enough !

by priciliachang May 6, 2015

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Instagramable

A worthy picture to post on one’s Instagram account.

Wow! This picture is instagramable.

by Lazydays2 June 26, 2018


Instagramable

A descriptive saying an Instagram user would say when they see a picture of something or a person they really like and think they look great on the photo.

"That person is so Instagramable."

by Samantha Mack July 9, 2013

20👍 6👎


Instagram

Instagram is like a fridge.

You keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there’s anything good when you get bored.

Guy1: on a scale of 1-10, how bored are you

Guy2: instagram

by Ettej September 26, 2019

1257👍 52👎


Instagram

Instagram is basically hell. It is a stupid app that controls and manipulates the minds of its users. People get anxiety over how many likes they get or how many followers. Girls daydream of hot guys following them so they post extra scandalous photos. They become so egotistical and taking selfies and pictures for the gram just becomes the daily for them. People actually think this shit matters so some even become known as ‘Instagram Stars’ or ‘Instagram Models’ who we all know don’t get that perfect bod naturally. These famous instagramers lie and promote facades so they can get their $$$. They don’t actually care about your silly comments, edits, or fan pages. Wanna become instafamous? Just start taking off your clothes! It’ll attract the most idiotic and horny people but at least you’re getting that strong like-game amirite? #Brainwashed #FuckThisShitImOut #Instagram #LessClothesMoreLikes

*At the beach, but doesn’t give a shit about the beach itself. Just there for the photos*

Brittany: “Omg Fay, can you take a picture of me by the water?”

Fay: “I guess so...”

Brittany: “Take at least 20 photos. And move to the right so my ass looks bigger. Gotta arch that back!!”

Fay: “What the hell is this for? Were you hired by an agency or something?”

Brittany: “No, silly!! It’s for my Instagram followers!! I MUST keep them updated on my life at every second. If I don’t take good photos and have dope captions, I’ll lose followers!! I wouldn’t know what to do with myself!!”

by Shookums666 August 19, 2018

828👍 82👎


Instagram

Used for white girls to post selfies with them doing duck faces, pictures of their dogs, or their latest purchase at Starbucks they are drinking that day. All while judging their popularity with how many likes they get on their picture.

Did you see my latest picture on Instagram? I got like 50 likes, I feel so cool.

by bjw3712 February 9, 2014

606👍 67👎


Instagram

A website tryhard's use at my school to force one another to each other so jocks can feel happy about their little feelings towards one another.

Instagram is now known as tinder due to my friggin school.

(car 4 represents tryhards success rate, the other cars represent all the tryhards crushes ignoring them.)

by Anonymouse. SCREEEEEEEEE December 28, 2018

64👍 7👎