ipod nano

Smallest and most exspensive new age walk-man. But it is no where as durable as the original wlk-man and breaks if dropped more than 3 inchs.

"I sat on my ipod nano and broke it in two."

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iPod Nano

Synonymus to graham cracker.

My friend said his iPod Nano was stolen but he actually dropped it in his graham cracker box and ate it two weeks later.

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iPod nano

Satan in an itty bitty plastic, music-playing body.

Last night I sat on my iPod Nano. It cracked in half and then this demon popped out and ate my soul.

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iPod nano

Small, compact flash-based mp3 player that is designed by the Apple Corporation. This design does not incorporate the previous outfitting of the iPod line, which included a hard drive, but runs far more efficiently without it. In addition, the buyer either has the choice of a black or white façade, with the traditional chrome backing.

The initial design for this product was the replace the iPod mini, but unfortunately, did not meet the expected sales. The first wave of the ‘nano’ had the choice of either coming in 2G or 4G and featured a colour screen.

It could also be noted that these models are not as fire-retardant as their predecessors, and carry with them the liability of being lost or dissolved in chemical testing.

Upon submerging from the geothermal reactor in Hong Kong, I had noticed that my newly-issued iPod nano had fallen into disrepute by ceasing to function.

I would rather consume some ice cream and buy 8 hookers.

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iPod nano

Finally. We've all waited for it.

iPod nano: The world's first disposable mp3 player.

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iPod nano

New iPod to replace the existing iPod mini. It is the exact same thing except it is thinner, has a color screen, and comes in black. The $250 price tag is a complete waste of money when you could get a creative player or an iPod mini that holds more songs for less. Even though it is a complete waste of money many trendwhores (like myself) are still buying into apple's genius marketing.

Guy 1: Hey I got a new iPod nano
Guy 2: OMGWTFBBQ NO WAY I HEAR IT HOLDS A THOUSAND SONGS!
Guy 1: Uhh, yeah but doesn't your iRiver H320® hold 4 times as many songs?
Guy 2: But your's is thin and comes in 2 different colors! OMG! *snaps iriver in half*

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iPod nano

Replaced the iPod mini. Basically the same thing except thinner.

iPod nano is a thinner iPod mini.

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