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Comically antiquated variation on 'ironic' presently used most often to emphasise the unseriousness of a point. 'Ironical', like many nouns accepting the -ical adjectival suffix (e.g., poetical, hermetical, etc.) fell into disuse in favour of the shorter -ic form (e.g., poetic, hermetic, etc.) in Early Modern English. The anachronistic 'ironical' is therefore most commonly used in current speech to suggest the absurdity of an expression.
Speaker 1: That...that doesn't make much sense.
Speaker 2: Yes, one might even suspect, for example, that I was being ironical!
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An unexpected result, often the opposite of what was expected to happen.
Isn't it ironic that ISIS is attacking France with weapons Made in France but sold to Syria.
People posting things with #PrayForParis, while their government earnt the money to provide for internet by selling weapons to ISIS, is quite ironic.
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The process by which an individual "iron-lungs" a vape hit. Withholding vapor to the cages of the lungs in order to increase buzz probability.
Also, can be used to refer to withholding marijuana in the chest to increase the chances of THC absorption.
The breaking down of nicotine in the lungs to increase the passing to the brain.
You just ironized the fuck out of that vape bro.
The ironization of that hit was almost passed threshold.
Holy fuck Bill, that ironization could have killed you if you held it any longer.
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Word used to describe unusually flat-bottomed feet(flat-footedness). Typically these feet are great for water skiing but not great for running. Irons can be easily spotted by the total flatness of the bottom of the foot.
Davit: Wow! You have flat feet!
Zach: Yep, they're called irons.
Davit: Can you barefoot ski?
Zach: I'm the best at it!
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What you need to stay awake in class.
Carol: I don't got the iron will today. I'm going to sleep.
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1. a pistol or other firearm
2. the weights used by weightlifters
The guy had an iron and he paid the price for misusing it.
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That a song about things which are ironic makes no mention of any things which are, in fact, ironic.
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