oh my d

short for oh my... ya know. Usu. abbreviated 'omd'. Not unlike "oh my god," but generally more emphatic and reverent because, unlike god, one's d is something that one might actually care about; not to be confused with "oh my days."

oh my d i just had the best istria breve this morning!

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S my D

A shortened version for the expression: Search my Dictionary

Scott's English Prof: "Scott, can you define the term metaphor?"
Scott: "No, but you can S my D and find out yourself!"

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S my D

a G - Rated way to tell al female to Suck your Dick.

Nick last night I asked Cindy to S my D

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S on my D

A faster way to tell someone "suck on my dick".

Matt: Hey dude are you gonna finish those nachos?

Joseph: S on my D.

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my d is e

Abbreviation of 'my dick is erect'. This phenomenon usually occurs around attractive women.

"Dude did you see that chick?"

"Hell yeah dude I saw that ass! My d is e."

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s my d

suck my dick

Someone says fuck you. You respond s my d.

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S my D

its a way of saying suck my dick without getting caught.

you can S my D hoe! or Why dont you S my D?

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