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jack squat

Don't know nothing, a person's iq about someone else is 0.

The assistant front end manager, don't know crap about me, she is just another idiot who wants to get me in trouble.

by Saints September 23, 2003


jack squat

the act of not getting anything

I totally thought I was going to score, but I didn't get jack squat

by tyler September 20, 2003


jack squat

A pleasant way of saying "Jack Shit" which means nothing. Usually used in reference to possesions or intelligence.

That hobo doesn't have money. In fact, he ain't got jack squat.

by GuyWithWalletContaining Jack Squat September 20, 2003


Jack Squat

Another way to say Jack Shit.

there are users on this website who do not know jack squat about writing a good definition.

by Light Joker May 22, 2004


Jack Squat

Something you don't know.

I don't know jack squats about music

by Mr13BF July 07, 2012


Jack Squat

The act of masturbating while crouched directly over the face of someone that is sleeping. Upon nearing completion, you let out a yell so the sleeping recipient wakes up in horror while you simultaneously finish.

Bill gave his girlfriend a Jack Squat during her evening nap, suffice to say they're not together anymore.

by The Squater April 25, 2019


Jackpot of Jack Squat

Absolutely fucking nothing.

When your friend says something stupid: “Charlie I think you’re onto something. The jackpot of Jack squat.”

by VNSpano127 May 31, 2023