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Jack Shit

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of
Knee-deep Schitt, Inc.
Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they had 6 children: Holie Schitt, The twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt.
Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they had Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens
brothers in a dual ceremony.
The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now, when someone say's you don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct them.

- U don't know Jack Schitt
- Yes i do, he's Awe and O. Schitt's son

by Primitiva May 3, 2004

4481πŸ‘ 563πŸ‘Ž


jack shit

A term used to describe a lack of anything.

I ain't got jack shit to do. You don't have jack shit. I don't owe you jack shit!

by Carter SN October 2, 2005

320πŸ‘ 106πŸ‘Ž


Jack Shit

An American gentleman, with whom certain people are unfamiliar.

You don't know Jack Shit.

Perhaps not, but I'm actually on rather good terms with his wealthier cousin Theodore.

by Pipe Downn January 21, 2009

151πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


Jack Shit

nothing,ziltch,zero,empty,contains absolutely nothing.

Asked if he had won any money on lotto, sam replied,"nah got jack shit" There was jack shit left in the fridge.

by timothy mark kluwen April 16, 2007

112πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


jack shit

1) A term most commonly used for when people describe that they don't know, or have not done anything.

2) Probably the name of some guy somewhere, who i'd -really- like to meet.

Bob: "Bill, what do you know about egg products?"

Bill: "Heh, Jack shit, Bob."

by Meik April 2, 2003

428πŸ‘ 205πŸ‘Ž


jack shit

having absolutly nothing.

"I don't own jack shit!!!"

by PotatoChip May 30, 2003

88πŸ‘ 54πŸ‘Ž


Jack Shit

The combination of an unsuited Jack and Two as starting cards in Texas Hold 'em.

Wow, you just dealt me Jack Shit.. Literally..

by El HolandΓ©s Rojo October 26, 2010

15πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž