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When a male and female are out of protection and birth control and the guy wants to piss in her to feel the satisfaction of release and not get her knocked up.
Man 1: Dude i need some protection, help me out.
Man 2: Nah dude i'm out, you should just piss-jaculate in the girl.
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When you over eat to the point of being sick. Then masterbate to fat girl porn.
Cant wait to finish the 3 stacks of pancakes so I can meal jaculate .
What you do while watching porn on the internet
I just E-jaculated just before the cops broke the door down
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When you send an email before you're ready to send.
You might hit send accidentally or your cat walks on the keyboard and sends it for you or the next thing you know, the email has been sent even though you haven't even touched the keyboard.
The prematurely send-jaculated mail definitely isn't ready to be sent as it might be halfway written, have a lot of typos, or be too rant-y or stupid to be sent, hence causing embarrassment when the email reaches the recipient.
Co-worker to another: I just hit the wrong key and sent half an email to the boss that I shouldn't have!
Another: Premature send-jaculation is dangerous, hope you don't lose your job dude
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a message that you prematurely fired off via email or the Internet that you regret sending later
I had a premature e-jaculation when I sent an email to my boss giving him a piece of my mind.
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Pantsy jaculation is where you blow your wad in your pants.
Can be quite embarrassing in social situations.
When Rolf saw Sandra's perfect nipples pressing against her shirt, he let out a low moan, and a wet stain appeared on the front of his pants.
"Did you just have a pantsy jaculation?" asked Danny.
"Yes!" sobbed Rolf, slinking for the exit.
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When you are so happy your eye starts watering.
Tom eye-jaculated as he said "I do" to his wife