jandal

a new zealand term for something that makes a car go very fast.

"Plucked it in first, gave it some jandal and f**k yeah!"

-Scott McLaughlin

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jandals

How people from New Zealand say "flip flops" or "thongs"

Don't run in jandals bro!

Jandalled

(verb) To become inebriated or achieve an alternate state of consciousness through abuse of substances and/or injury.

"I'm going to the pub to get jandalled."

"Man, I got so jandalled last night."

"I got in a fight last night, and now I'm jandalled."

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Jandals

Ugly brown sandals that look like something Jesus wore back in the day. Sandals + Jesus = Jandles

Joanne is going to turn water in to wine wearing her Jandals.

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jandal

A man who wears this type of shoe out to a club that leads you on but won't be clear with his intensions with you romantically.

Dude. He's jandaling you. Can't you see he's wasting your time.

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handle the jandal

To be capable of managing an experience

"he couldn't handle the jandal"

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jandal wars

A fun yet painful game which can test ones jandal ability, two people with one jandal each put there left hand behind there back and each have a turn to slap the person in the cheek as hard as they can, and this continues until someone gives up and the other person is declared the jandal king until he is beaten.

"Did you watch chris and mick play jandal wars?."
"Yea i did mate, it was bloody brutal!."
"At least chris is the jandal king now!."