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Burberry Ltd would go into liquidation, were Plymouth to be bombed.
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A janner is anyone who comes from Plymouth. However not all of them put an "S" on the end of everything. I come from plymouth and do you see and added "S"'s on the end of these words? No.
Hello my friends how are thee today
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As an english person who lives in Cornwall (otherwise known as an Emmet) I am of the understanding that a Janner is anyone who is born and bred in Devon and speaks with the local accent/dialect... but then what would I know as I'm from "up-country,iernaaet!!!"
Between the Emmets and Grockles, the Janners nearly seem normal!
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Janner has a big dick and sexy af and will take your bitch whenever he wants.
Janner fucks bitches and gets money cause he'said a G!
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The sound an ostrich makes in the ghetto when it orgasms.
Man did you just hear that janner-klausner?
I sure did, it must be having a good time!
When a woman has a puffy vagina.
I went down on her and she had a janner puff.
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Janner is 99.999999% likely to make you fall in love with him. He's just so handsome, and sexy, and just perfect. He has a perfect face, the best hair you've ever seen, the most loving embrace you'll ever feel. He is very smart, he just doesn't show it off and is modest in that way. He loves to take care of you and make you feel his love. On the inside, he is a child, but on the outside he is the most protective and loving man you'll ever come across; he's just waiting to find the perfect woman for him, a child at heart that doesn't mind his perfect weirdness. He'll do anything to make you smile or laugh. Including sex jokes. God he's just hilarious. He'll tease you (touchy-wise) until you can't stand him anymore. But you'll come back to him anyways. Janner is very self-conscious, however, and if you date this masterpiece of a man he will continue to doubt his worthiness of you; he WILL get jealous, but quite frankly it's adorable. Being such an important part of Janner's life can be challenging sometimes, but all he needs is a little reassurance of your love for him (which you KNOW you have because like how could you not be madly in love with this boy). He'll feel as if he has no one, but please prove otherwise to him, because whether he shows it well or not, he knows he needs you. Please handle Janner with care. He will show his appreciation for you no matter where you're at. Being with Janner is the adventure of a lifetime. - h
Girl: Who's that?
Girl that just so happens to be Janner's girlfriend: Yeah that's Hillary. Back the f*** off. He's mine.
Girl: Damn, alright.