a day we’re the most complicated person was born
hey it’s january 5th
yes, this complicated bitch was born that day
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Hold your gf hand n make her feel loved today even tho you need to do that every day but make this a day where she feels like you want her 🖤™️
*Boy hold crushes hand for the first time *
*Gf gets butterflies wanting it to last 4ever*
Gf: what was that for ?
Boy: January 5
Nations any girl can slap a boy in the face day! Have fun with this one cause it’s only one day!
It’s January 5 today so let’s eat a pie!
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Go up to a girl and suck her tits on January 5
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This is the best day ever! I can’t wait for this day ever year!!
January 5 is the best day of the year!
January 5th is the best day of your life because it is National Don’t Talk Day. So if someone talks to you write down what you wanna say!And don’t forget to write your not supposed to be talking!
Sarah-Hey James
James-.....
Sarah-Why aren’t you talking to me?!
James-*Writes on paper*”It’s January 5th! So it’s National Don’t Talk Day!
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Be gay with the boys, like smash or something. If you don’t then I’m gonna start spinning and shit
Me: Wanna fuck
....
Me: Oh yeah I don’t have any friends, I guess I’ll spend January 5 alone then:(
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