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The act of looking unlike yourself; like crap
After he got his wisdom teeth out, George appeared jaundiced.
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Very fucked up on alcohol. Also a word for alcohol itself. So it can be a noun or adjective. It's medically a term for when the eyes turn yellow and is a symptom of liver failure.
Guy 1: Can you drive?
Drunk guy: Too jaundice man...
Guy 1: For sure it's all good.
Guy 1: We need to buy some more jaundice my buzz is fading
Guy 2: Let's go!!
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Under the influence of marijuana.
Dude, I can't go get the chinese food man, I'm too jaundiced to feel my ass
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1. relating to something that is the shit.
2. something one says when they are excited or happy.
If I get that job, it will be the jaundice!
Damn! That girl is the jaundice!
JAUNDICE!!!
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an adjective describing when someone is bitter due to someone else's gain or their temporary exclusion from the current situation
"Yo, stop bitchin' already. You're mad jaundiced."
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A medical condition with the yellowing of the excrement, typically caused by the consumption of Taco John's.
Jimbo: What's wrong Mark?
Mark: Well after I ate Taco John's I pooped, and it didn't look right.
Jimbo: Meh, no sweat mane. You just have the Taco Jaundice.
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To hit with limp fists, the impact of which sounds like a hand hitting a mound of foam.
When I work out with Karen and she punches with her jaundice fist, it’s like being hit with a wet noodle boiled WAY past al dente.