jaundiced

The act of looking unlike yourself; like crap

After he got his wisdom teeth out, George appeared jaundiced.

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jaundiced

Under the influence of marijuana.

Dude, I can't go get the chinese food man, I'm too jaundiced to feel my ass

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jaundice

it's when you turn yellow from liver malfunction you fucking morons

Bill drinks too much so his skin is jaundice

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jaundice

adj.
1) The state of possessing a yellow hue, whether due to its nature or its manufacturer's preference.
2) Used to describe a repulsive thing or person.
3) Used to describe both the yellow and nauseating attributes of your everyday potassium-crazy fruit, the banana.

1) "That fire hydrant is so jaundice!"
2) "Shauna?! What a jaundice girl."
3) "No, I will not eat that jaundice, jaundice banana."

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jaundice

1. Where your skin is a yellowish pasty colour sometimes seen in baby's right after there born or someone with a liver malfunction.
2.Something thats shit.
3.A word describing joy or happiness.

1. That newborn is so jaundice OR You drink so much your going jaudice
2.My school is so jaundice
3.JAUNDICE!!! YEAHHHHHHH

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jaundice

1. relating to something that is the shit.
2. one will say when they are excited or happy.

If I get this job, it will be the jaundice.

Damn, that girl is the jaundice!

JAUNDICE!!!

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Jaundice

Very fucked up on alcohol. Also a word for alcohol itself. So it can be a noun or adjective. It's medically a term for when the eyes turn yellow and is a symptom of liver failure.

Guy 1: Can you drive?
Drunk guy: Too jaundice man...
Guy 1: For sure it's all good.

Guy 1: We need to buy some more jaundice my buzz is fading
Guy 2: Let's go!!

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